Langt fra Las Vegas (2001–2003)

Frank Hvam: Kenny Nickelman

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Quotes 

• [commentator on Gay Olympics] 

  Kenny Nickelman : The 400 metre run starts now; of course nobody wants to lead since everybody wants to be behind each other to enjoy the view.

• Kenny Nickelman : I can easily combine a good and healthy working environment with a good and healthy sex life.

  Casper Christensen : [looks skeptically at him] 

  Kenny Nickelman : Well, a damaged and minimal sex life.

• Casper Christensen : Why are you such a homophobe Kenny... There's nothing wrong in being gay

  Kenny Nickelman : It's unatural... against the Bible

  Casper Christensen : How?

  Kenny Nickelman : Casper, use your brains... In the Bible it was Adam & EVE, it wasn't Adam & Harvey

• Casper Christensen : Look... I'm a little horny right now so I'll just go and pick up a chick and screw her and then we can grab a beer afterwards, okay

  Kenny Nickelman : That's been noted sir!

  Casper Christensen : All right champ!

  [Casper leaves] 

  Kenny Nickelman : [talking into a tape recorder]  Don't envy him, Kenny! You can do a lot of other things, like you're helping Kim with her book... I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A RANDOM WOMAN TOO!

  [Kenny puts the recorder in his pocket, gives a relived sigh and leaves] 

• Casper Christensen : There's a clown at our place right now and he's made a training boot camp in my apartment! I tell you Kenny, i'm afraid to go home. I always had a big fear of clowns, I don't know why.

  Kenny Nickelman : Of course you are... They use make-up and lipstick... It's drag-queens for kids!

  Casper Christensen : No it's not that... I just don't like the way they behave!

  Kenny Nickelman : Ohhhh, then you better watch out when you come home... Maybe he'll give you a blow in the baloon!