- Reed Thimple: [after destorying a model of Country Bear Hall] Oh no, Country Bear Hall has been crushed!
- [coming out of the car wash, Officer Hamm's hair looks like doo-wop style hair]
- Officer Cheets: Your hair looks ridiculous.
- [Officer Cheets turns to find that his hair is longer]
- Officer Hamm: My hair?
- Officer Hamm: Have you seen this boy?
- [Holds up a picture of Beary]
- Big Al: Yep, only in real life he's a lot bigger, and not all teeny and flat like that!
- Henry: Get the band back together?
- Big Al: You could do that.
- Henry: For a show you need equipment, and tickets, and *people*, and everything.
- Big Al: I could do that.
- Henry: Oh, Al. Let's face it, in a week, some teenager's gonna be teaching us how to operate a deep-fryer.
- [pause]
- Big Al: We could do that.