I Am Sam (2001)

Doug Hutchison: Ifty

Quotes 

• Rita : You answer in one sentence.

  Ifty : I answer in one sentence. Short and sweet. Tim Curry was a "Sweet Tranvestite" in the 'Rocky Horror Picture Show'

  Rita : You better make that one word.

• [Sam buys a "preowned" answering machine] 

  Ifty : Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.

• Brad : I think you should sound like, a normal person... from the heart! From... the... heart!

  Ifty : From the heart

  Sam : This argh okay hello thank you for calling this is Saaaaaaaam

  Ifty : Wow!

  Brad : I feel that was a very thouching moment right there.

  Ifty : I, I, I, I felt that one

  Sam : High five!

  All : High five!

• Ifty : I saw that on Channel 5 news... With the reporter with the toupee and Mr. Turner lost his toupee!

  Mr. Turner : [Narrows his eyes angrily]  Thank you, Mr. Wali.