Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps (TV Series 2001–2011) Poster

(2001–2011)

Sheridan Smith: Janet, Michelle

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Quotes 

  • Jonny : My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but no clowns, they scare me. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world. My little Ferrari.

    Janet : Jonny, I'm not pregnant.

    Jonny : Oh thank fuck for that!

  • Janet : Louise, if you get any bonier you're gonna look like the Jolly Roger.

  • Janet : I got into his head. It's amazing what a bit of male psychological manipulation can do. And getting my baps out on the first date didn't do any harm either...

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