Sealab 2021 (2000–2005)

John J. Miller: Master Loo, Self

Quotes 

• [Murphy is finishing a joke] 

  Captain Murphy : ...and so she goes, "Sixty-nine? You mean you want beef with broccoli?"

  [Murphy laughs] 

  Master Loo : Yeah. Wow, sexist *and* racist. Two in one. You have a gift.

• Master Loo : [to Debbie]  You are a complete dirty whore.

• Master Loo : See the way my body's glowing? Yeah. A lot of people can't do that.