Sealab 2021 (2000–2005)

Kate Miller: Debbie DuPree

Quotes 

• Sparks : Um, ok, but remember, you'll have the strength of five gorillas.

  Debbie DuPree : Why settle for a cat Hesh? You could be a robot... tiger.

  Marco : No, no, no! Absolamente no! If I have to be five foot nothing Hesh can't be a tiger!

  Captain Murphy : Your not the boss of tiger bot Hesh!

• Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Okay, okay. So, say I put my brain in a robot body and there's a war. Robots versus humans. What side am I on?

  Debbie DuPree : Humans! You have a human brain.

  Sparks : But... the humans discriminate against you. You can't even vote!

  Marco : We'd better not have to live on a reservation. That would really chap my caboose.

  Captain Murphy : Yeah, but... nobody knows you're a robot. You look the same.

  Debbie DuPree : Uh, uh. Dogs know. That's how the humans hunt you.

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : They're gonna' hunt me? For sport?

  Marco : That's why we have to CRUSH mankind! So you might as well get on board for the big win, Stormy.

• Sparks : And there goes Pod Six.

  Debbie DuPree : God, it so depressing.

  Captain Murphy : What? Pod Six was jerks!

• Debbie DuPree : So... it must be fascinating to be a big Hollywood movie star.

  Beck Bristow : You know what's fascinating? Hot, nasty sex with Hollywood actor Beck Bristow.

  Debbie DuPree : [seductively]  Are you... propositioning me?

  Beck Bristow : No. Merely stating a fact.

• [Quinn and Bizarro Debbie are having sex] 

  Bizarro Quinn : [to Debbie]  You wanna make him jealous? Get delicious bizarro revenge, okay? Mmmmm. Delicious.

  Debbie DuPree : Get off of me, you disgusting little monster!

  Bizarro Quinn : You likey, likey, likey, likey, likey, likey!

  Debbie DuPree : Oh, no, no, no, no!

  Bizarro Quinn : Bizarro! You can do it! You can do it in there! Just put it... put it in my pants!

  Debbie DuPree : Oh, no!

  Captain Murphy : That's it, resist his charms.

• [the crew discusses what it will be like when they all become robots] 

  Marco : I can chew nails and shoot them out as bullets right?

  Sparks : Nails, chains, you won't have titanium teeth for nothing.

  Captain Murphy : Nails are like candy to robots, and we'll eat tires instead of licorice.

  Debbie DuPree : [laughs]  No we won't.

  Captain Murphy : Maybe YOU won't!

• Debbie DuPree : Are you the dying, kid?

  Griff : I, uh... I, um...

  Debbie DuPree : You stutter, too? Could you have worse luck? Oh well, at least you won't have to deal with it in high school.

• [the Sealab crew are trapped in the utility closet and Murphy has badly beaten the technician "Beard Guy" and he's just woken up] 

  Beard Guy : Ugh... my face...

  Marco : Oh, you're awake! Excellent.

  Beard Guy : [badly disoriented]  When old guy hit me...

  Marco : Fix away!

  Beard Guy : ...I think I got my think a concussion.

  Marco : Waitin' on you!

  Beard Guy : ...now... cause remember I can't fix stuff?

  Debbie DuPree : Oh, great! Now what do we do?

  Beard Guy : I gotta lay down back... 'cause our concussion had me sleepy.

  [Beard Guy drops to his knees and collapses onto the floor] 

  Marco : ...can't fix it laying down, baby.

• Beck Bristow : [talking about working on the set of 'OZ']  Funny story about that... see... one time I was filming this scene where this guy was raping me...

  Debbie DuPree : Ummm... how exactly is this story funny?

  Beck Bristow : Oh, I forgot to say he was wearing a clown suit at the time.

• Debbie DuPree : Do you want to end up like the Bosnians?

  Sharco : What?

• Debbie DuPree : I wouldn't have guessed he was Jewish.

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : He also knows karate!

• Captain Murphy : [about to have sex]  Do you want the moustache on or off?

  Debbie DuPree : Off.

  Captain Murphy : Too bad.