Sealab 2021 (2000–2005)

Brett Butler: Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn, Derek 'Stormy' Waters

Quotes 

• [Multiple Quinns and Stormys are caught in a subspace loop] 

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Hey Quinns, check it out! We built a time machine! Stormy Two is gonna' go back in time, and, uh, fix it all... up, there. Fix it...

  Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : You don't have the brain capacity to build a time machine.

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : You're right. So I guess it's not so much a time machine... as it is a dodge ball connon! Say hello to my little friend...

  [the dodge ball cannon knocks all of the Quinns off of the screen] 

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Eat it! Eat it! Get some! Get some!

• Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : That's not in the budget! How are we paying for all this?

  Sparks : Selling pot.

  [pause] 

  Sparks : ...Holders.

  [pause] 

  Sparks : ...Made of hemp.

• Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : How can you afford it?

  Sparks : Selling pot.

  [pause] 

  Sparks : That's it. Just pot.

• Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : [concerning the gloops overrunning the station]  Marco, are you in or out?

  Marco : Man... I'm torn between my love of gloops and my love of killing

  [the gloop in his hand farts] 

  Marco : ... OK! Let's grease 'em!

• [Quinn and Stormy are fighting a squid for Murphy's toy oven] 

  Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : It just wants the oven! If we give it the oven...

  Captain Murphy : No! Absolutely not! You are expendable. That oven is not!

• Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : That shockwave created a subspace fracture.

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Take that, subspace!

  Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : Shut up.

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : No.

• Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?

  Derek 'Stormy' Waters : Um, I thought it was just a nickname. Y'know like Dr. Dre..."Eastsiiiide!"

• [Murphy has just prevented Quinn from taking a vacation] 

  Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : No way! You ain't doing this!

  Captain Murphy : I need you here in case Holo Gram gets sucked back into the spirit world.

  Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : I have plane tickets! A hotel!

  Captain Murphy : Look, what's done is done. There's no reasoning with me.

• Dr. Quentin Q. Quinn : Looks like we're all missing something.

  Captain Murphy : That's the whole point. We don't know whose throat to slit?

  Sparks : What?

  Captain Murphy : What do you mean, what? There a throat that needs slitting, and we don't know where to lay the blade!