Garfield in Disguise (1985 TV Short)

Thom Huge: Jon Arbuckle, Binky the Clown

Quotes 

• Binky the Clown : [after Garfield realizes he's doing the jumping jacks and starts looking for his remote control]  Put it in gear, you losers! You don't wanna be *lazy*, do ya? You gotta get into good shape for tonight, kids, because this is the night you can get a lot of - candyyyyyy!

  Garfield : [having found his remote and aiming it at the TV]  Take that, Binky!

  [turns TV off with remote] 

  Garfield : Ah-ha!

• Garfield : Arrr, it do be a land-lubber who be shovin' lasagna in his face. I declare this booty property of the queen.

  [He takes his wooden sword and impales Jon's lasagna, and then eats it] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Hey! Who do you think you are?

  Garfield : Arrr, I be Orange Beard the Pirate Cap'n, an' this be me first mate, Odie the Stupid.

• Jon Arbuckle : You guys look ridiculous.

  Garfield : Arr, I've killed men fer sayin' less than that, but I'll letcha live, seein' as how yer the only man who'll change me kitty litter.

• Binky the Clown : HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY, KIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!

  [Garfield jumps out of bed after a deep sleep] 

  Binky the Clown : Get your lazy bottoms out of bed and do jumping jacks with Binky the Clowwwwwwn!

• Binky the Clown : Remember, kids: if you don't exercise with Binky, you're gonna to grow up to be worthleeeess!

  Garfield : I hate you, Binky! Where's my remote control?

• Jon Arbuckle : You're probably wondering what I'm doing with this pumpkin on my head.

  Garfield : Wha-hoo! There's a pumpkin on your head? I hadn't noticed.

• Garfield : [examining a bowl full of pumpkin seeds]  Hmm. This stuff appears to be a bit of lasagne persuasion.

  [He grabs a handful of the seeds and stuffs them in his mouth] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Since when did you like pumpkin innards?

  Garfield : [gags; spits seeds out]  PTOOEY! Since never! Blecch.

  [drops the bowl of innards, and we hear it break] 

• Jon Arbuckle : What's with the blanket? You practicing for Halloween?

  Garfield : Practicing? Practicing? Ha! I'll have you know Halloween's my middle name. Gar-Halloween-field. Oh, well.

• [Garfield sneaks up on Jon, who is holding a pumpkin and removing its innards to carve it into a jack-o-lantern] 

  Garfield : Boo!

  Jon Arbuckle : [throwing the pumpkin up in the air, startled]  Wha-a-a!

  [the pumpkin falls down on his head] 

  Garfield : Gotcha!

  Jon Arbuckle : [sounding cross]  That's not funny, Garfield.

  Garfield : Then how about this?

  [He makes funny faces at Jon] 

  Jon Arbuckle : [laughing]  Now that's funny, Garfield.

  [he sighs] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Why can't I stay angry with you, Garfield?

  Garfield : 'Cause I'm a cat.

• [Binky is on TV, mentioning getting into shape for candy, but Garfield turns the TV off] 

  Garfield : Wait a minute. Did he say we could get a lot of candy tonight?

  [frantically flips through various channels on the TV to turn Binky back on] 

  Garfield : Binky! Binky, come back! Where are you, Binky, old buddy?

  [finally finds the channel Binky is on] 

  Binky the Clown : That's right, kids! Tonight *is* Halloween night, and we wanna be in great shape to trick-or-treat for all that candy, don't weeeeee?

  Garfield : [happily]  Yes, we dooooo!

  [switches the TV off again] 

• Jon Arbuckle : [to Garfield]  I was carving a jack o'lantern until you arrived. What do you think?

  Garfield : It's you.

  Jon Arbuckle : [pushing the jack o'lantern off his head, then it lands on Odie's]  Well, this one's ruined.