Kung Phooey! (2003)

Joyce Brew: Helen Hu

Quotes 

• Art Chew : Hi! You must be Helen Hu.

  Helen Hu : Why, yes, since I appear to be the only woman here, huh-aaah. And you aaare?

  Art Chew : Oh. My name is... Arthur Chew. My friends call me Art.

  Helen Hu : Art Chew?

  Art Chew : Bless ya!

• Helen Hu : What did you just say?

  Art Chew : You don't speak Chinese?

  Helen Hu : Only English with a Chinese accent.

• Art Chew : Hey! I see you collect peaches.

  Helen Hu : No, I collect dust. The peaches are something to keep it on.

• Art Chew : [into Helen Hu's face]  If you do happen to find The Peach, it might be *p*oisonous.

  Helen Hu : [into Art Chew's face]  Problems with *p*oor *p*reservation *P*erHAPS.

  Art Chew : [into Helen Hu's face with with increasingly overwhelming spit]  That particular primitive peach was *p*icked on *p*rivate *p*roperty where the *p*resence of *p*oison presented the potential problem to its *p*ermeable a*pp*eal. But there's no positive *proof*.

• Helen Hu : The formula would make me millions! Billions!

  Lo Fat : [gaily]  Hundreds of thousands!

• Helen Hu : Hey! Wait a minute! What happened to your bigger boob?

• Helen Hu : Give her the Chinese t- ... No! Give her the *Japanese* *torture* *treatment*.

  Sue Shee : Oh, no.

  Lo Fat : Ja-panese? But,

  Helen Hu : Do it!

  Lo Fat : ...but. J-j... yes, boss. Y-yes, boss.

  karaoke guy : [singing badly as karaoke music plays]  Come to me sofreee / Turn out de riiight oooh / You are so rovreee / Be mine ton*i*ght oooh...