Tim Matheson: Vance Wilder Sr.
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Quotes
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Vance Wilder, Sr. : Where can I find Van Wilder?
Wasted Guy : In the Guinness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest Fucking Dude Alive"!
Vance Wilder, Sr. : Ok. Thanks.
Wasted Guy : In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.
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Vance Wilder, Sr. : Van is still in school?
Assistant : For the better part of a decade.
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Vance Wilder, Sr. : Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.
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Vance Wilder, Sr. : Excuse me? Can you tell me where I might find the 'Radest fucking dude alive'?
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Vance Wilder, Sr. : You have wasted enough of your time and my money. So pack up your panties, son, because we are heading home.
