- The Naked Cowboy: You have been working against us this entire time!
- Toxie: What are you talking about? We haven't done anything!
- Lloyd's Incest Daughter: Daddy! Daddy! I love you, Daddy!
- Lloyd Kaufman: No.. that's Uncle Lloydie, sweetheart.. Uncle Lloydie.
- T.I.T. Announcer: I would tell you the answer to this week's T.I.T. of the week, but I'm too stoned to remember.