The Canadian Conspiracy (1986 TV Movie)

Dave Thomas: Self

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Quotes 

• John Candy : Eugene Levy? I don't know anybody named Eugene Levy.

  Leslie Nielsen : Eugene Levy? No!

  Anne Murray : I don't know Eugene Levy at all.

  Dave Thomas : If Candy says he doesn't know him, that's good enough for me. I don't know him either. Sorry, pal.

• Dave Thomas : Who is this guy, Jean Leavee? I don't know him!

  Eugene Levy : Dave said he doesn't know me? You just don't understand the Canadian sense of humour. 'Cause that's all it is.

  Eugene Levy : [beat]  Why he would say he doesn't know me? I know him, known him for years, went to school with him. Worked with him. I know his family. He knows my family.

  Dave Thomas : At McMaster, we all just kinda rolled together. It was a complete accident. You know, Henning, Reitman, Short, Levy...

  [dramatic music] 

  Dave Thomas : Oh, you guys are good. You're very, very good. I *heard* Levy was there, but I never *met* him!

• Pierre Trudeau : The world of tomorrow belongs to those who build the world of tomorrow.

  Rick Moranis : Hit it!

  Dave Thomas : Coo-lookoo-coo-lookookoo

  Rick Moranis : He's in tune, eh.

  Dave Thomas : Coo-lookoo-coo-lookookoo

  [cut to hoser parades all across Canada with people doing the loon call and dressing like hosers] 

  Narrator : Is this what OUR world of tomorrow is going to look like?