Danny Trejo: Machete
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[crowd chanting "Carmen" and she peek out behind a curtain]
Carmen : I am NOT going out there!
Machete : Oh YES you are! You're a spy, you're undercover, and you have to make THEM think you're a pop star!
Carmen : I can't sing!
Machete : Who can these days? I can't tell you how many artists have used my Machete Miracle Microphone.
[He puts a microphone on Carmen]
Carmen : [with microphone] I can't sing...
[she heard her voice singing]
Machete : This will make you dance like Britney Lopez.
Juni : Hey, what about me?
[He hands Juni a guitar]
Machete : This will make you play like Angus Van Santana!
Juni : Cool.
Machete : Now get out there and ROCK!
