- Dr. Neal Kassell: [after explaining how the Gamma Knife will work] Do you have any questions?
- Craig Shergold: Do you know you're not wearing socks?
- Dr. Neal Kassell: I never wear socks.
- Reggie: [to the Guinness employee who won't recognize Craig breaking the card record] Under your logic, a politician doesn't deserve to be elected since he merely *receives* votes.
- Marion Shergold: If he does the operation, there's a chance you could die.
- Craig Shergold: I won't die, I promise.
- Marion Shergold: He also said there's a chance you'd be in a coma.
- Ernie Shergold: Do you know what that is?
- Craig Shergold: Yeah, I've seen them on telly.
- Marion Shergold: If that happened, would you blame us?
- Craig Shergold: No, I'd blame the cancer.
- Reggie: [about Craig's 200,000 cards] You must have a lot of friends.
- Craig Shergold: I *do* have a lot of friends. Friends from school, friends from church, and friends in soccer, and my mom's friends with everybody in the Football Club.
- Marion Shergold: [to Ernie] When I had that dream, you said it was nothing, but I knew something was wrong. When Craig first got sick, you said listen to the doctors. I'm not listening to the doctors anymore! I'm listening to me!
- Marion Shergold: [about taking Craig on personal appearances to collect cards] He *is* going to get better, but *not* if you put him in a bed and tell him he's dying!