Garfield Gets a Life (1991 TV Short)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

Quotes 

• [Jon has just performed a goofy dance] 

  Man : Hey, jerk! Disco is DEAD!

  Jon Arbuckle : What? When?

  [to himself] 

  Jon Arbuckle : Boy - you learn a dance and then zango, 14 years later, they change it!

  Garfield : Go figure.

• Garfield : [at the video store]  Can we get "Old Yeller"? I just love movies with happy endings.

• Garfield : Hey, Monsieur Dumb Guy, remember me? What am I, chopped liver? Duck pate? Foie-gras? Why am I getting so hungry?

• Lorenzo : Our motto is, "If you can get a pulse, you can get a life".

  Garfield : [to Jon]  Ah, maybe they'll take you anyway.

• Video store clerk : Will you be renting that video, sir?

  Garfield : No, he'll be eating it here.

• Jon Arbuckle : Garfield, did you know the living room ceiling has 144 tiles?

  Garfield : The living room has 214.

  Jon Arbuckle : I'm bored.

  Garfield : Why don't you organize your sock drawer?

  Jon Arbuckle : I'd organize my sock drawer but I already did it last night.

  Garfield : I'll be the judge of that.

  [opens the drawer and finds the socks organized] 

  Garfield : Whoa, I'm impressed.

• Jon Arbuckle : There's more to life than just socks.

  Garfield : There's underwear.

• Jon Arbuckle : Excuse me ma'ma, I couldn't help notice your frilly little pink... uh tutu thing there, are you a ballerina?

  Woman at laundromat : Why yes I am.

  [Garfield holds up Jon's boxers] 

  Woman at laundromat : And I couldn't help noticing your teddy bear boxers. Are you a dweeb?

  Garfield : Why yes he is.