- Himself - Host: Lucy handled the media and television like she handled everything else, with grace and style and a richness of color that didn't need any help from the peacock.
- Danny Thomas: When I worked on her show, she did most of the directing. And when she did my show... she did most of the directing.
- Himself - Host: [as Bugsy, a gangster] I don't usually go for flatfeet, but the rest of you kind of makes up for it.
- Lucille Ball: [as the District Attorney] I don't usually go for hoods, but you could use one.
- Betty White: I can still see her. Tall and built and she had a navy blue dress on with white polka dots and this hair that made it look like her head was on fire
- Himself - Host: Whether her nose caught fire or she was stomping grapes, Lucy got us all to laugh. Thanks Lucille, for making life a ball.