Shrek 2 (2004)
Cameron Diaz: Princess Fiona
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Quotes
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[Shrek, Fiona, Fiona's Mom and Dad and Donkey are arguing at the table]
Queen : Harold!
Princess Fiona : Shrek!
Shrek : Fiona...
King : Fiona!
Princess Fiona : Mom!
Queen : Harold!
Donkey : [happily] Donkey!
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King : Who on earth are they?
Queen : I think that's our little girl!
King : That's not little, that's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?
Queen : Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look...
Shrek : Happy now? We came, we saw them. Now let's go before they light the torches!
Princess Fiona : But they're my parents!
Shrek : Hello, they locked you in a tower!
Princess Fiona : Hey, that was for my own...
King : Good! Now's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home.
Queen : Harold! We have to be...
Shrek : Quick, while they're not looking, we can make a run for it!
Princess Fiona : Shrek! Stop it! Everything is going to be...
King : A disaster! There's no way...
Princess Fiona : You can do this.
Shrek : But I really...
King : Really...
Queen : Really...
Shrek : Don't...
Princess Fiona : Want...
Queen : To...
Shrek : Be...
King : He-ere.
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[Harold takes the spell meant for Shrek, and is blasted until only his armour remains]
Princess Fiona : Oh, Dad...
Queen : Harold...
Pinocchio : Is he... oh...
[there's a "ribbit"]
Gingerbread Man : He croaked...
[Harold, the Frog King, clambers out of his armour]
Queen : ...Harold?
Princess Fiona : ...Dad?
King : [sighs] I had hoped you would never see me like this...
Donkey : [to Shrek] Huh - and he gave *you* a hard time!
Shrek : Donkey!
King : No, no, he's right - I'm sorry, to both of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it. Shrek, Fiona - will you accept an old frog's apologies, and my blessing?
[Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent]
Queen : Harold...
King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve...
Queen : [taking him in her hand] You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all...
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Princess Fiona : I want what any princess wants - to live happily ever after... with the *ogre* I married.
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King : [Donkey sits at the table] No, no! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!
Princess Fiona : Dad, it's alright, it's alright. He's with us. He helped rescue me from the dragon.
Donkey : Yup, that's me, the noble steed. Hey waiter! How 'bout a bowl for the steed?
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Princess Fiona : They just want to give us their blessing.
Shrek : Oh, great! Now I need their blessing?
Princess Fiona : Well, if you want to be part of this family, yes.
Shrek : Who said I want to be part of this family?
Princess Fiona : Uh... you did? When you married me?
Shrek : Well, there's some fine print for ya.
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Queen : So, Fiona. Tell us about where you live.
Princess Fiona : Well, Shrek owns his own land. Don't you, honey?
Shrek : Yes. It's in an... enchanted forest, abundant in squirrels, and cute little duckies...
Donkey : What?
[laughs]
Donkey : I know you ain't talking about the swamp.
Shrek : Donkey!
King : An ogre from a swamp. How original.
Queen : I guess that will be a fine place to raise the children.
[both Shrek and the King choke; Shrek coughs up his spoon]
Shrek : It's a little early to be thinking about that, isn't it?
King : Indeed! I just started eating.
Queen : Harold!
Shrek : What's that supposed to mean?
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[King Harold turns up with two cups of tea - the one for Fiona filed with love potion...]
King : Darling? Ah, I thought I might find you here - how about a nice hot cup of tea before the ball...
Princess Fiona : I'm not going.
King : B-b-but the whole kingdom's turned out to celebrate your marriage!
Princess Fiona : There's just one problem - that's not my husband. I mean, look at him!
[they both watch Charming, showing off in front of everyone]
King : Yes, he is a bit different, but people do change for the ones they love - you'd be surprised how much I changed for your mother...
Princess Fiona : *Change*? He's completely lost his mind!
King : Darling, why not come down to the ball and give him another chance - I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek...
Princess Fiona : But it's the *old* one I fell in love with, Dad - I'd give anything to have him back...
[she reaches for her tea...]
King : [taking her cup] Darling, that's mine! Decaf... otherwise I'm up all night!
[Fiona drinks the normal cup of tea]
Princess Fiona : Mmm. Thanks.
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Princess Fiona : Is that glitter on your lips?
Prince Charming : Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?
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Princess Fiona : You're acting like a... a...
Shrek : Go on, say it.
Princess Fiona : Like an ogre!
Shrek : Well, guess what? Whether your parents like it or not, I *am* an ogre!
[roars at the dog to shut it up]
Shrek : And guess what, princess? That's not about to change.
Princess Fiona : I've made changes for you, Shrek. Think about that.
[she leaves]
Donkey : That's real smooth, Shrek. "I'm an ogre! Arrr!"
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King : So I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be...
Shrek : Ogres! Yes!
Queen : Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right, Harold?
King : Oh, no, no. Of course not! That's assuming you don't eat your own young!
Princess Fiona : Dad!
Shrek : Oh, no, we usually prefer the ones who have been locked away in a tower!
Princess Fiona : Shrek, please!
King : I only did that because I love her!
Shrek : Oh, aye! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle!
King : You wouldn't understand that you're not her father!
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Queen : Harold!
Princess Fiona : Shrek!
Shrek : Fiona!
King : Fiona!
Princess Fiona : Mom!
Princess Fiona : Harold!
Donkey : Donkey!
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Princess Fiona : [burps] Excuse me
Shrek : Better out than in, i always say ay, Fiona
[Fiona and Shrek both giggle]
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Prince Charming : Mummy!
[tosses the magic wand to his mother]
Princess Fiona : [confused] Mummy?
Fairy Godmother : [enraged, to Shrek] I TOLD YOU OGRES DON'T LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
[fires a blast from her wand in a selfish attempt to kill Shrek]
Princess Fiona : [worried] SHREK!
King : NOOOOOO!
[the blast from the wand is deflected off of the King's armour and hits the Fairy Godmother. Shocked, she wonders what hit her, and she makes another attempt to kill Shrek, but before she can fire another blast from her wand, she explodes into bubbles, dying in the process]
