Shrek 2 (2004)

Conrad Vernon: Gingerbread Man, Cedric, Announcer, Muffin Man, Mongo

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Quotes 

• Shrek : Quick, tell a lie!

  Pinocchio : What should I say?

  Donkey : Say something crazy, like, "I'm wearing ladies underwear!"

  Pinocchio : I'm wearing ladies underwear.

  Pinocchio : [silence] 

  Shrek : Are you?

  Pinocchio : I most certainly am not!

  Pinocchio : [nose extends] 

  Donkey : It looks like you most certainly am are!

  Pinocchio : I am not!

  Pinocchio : [nose extends] 

  Puss-in-Boots : What kind?

  Gingerbread Man : IT'S A THONG!

• Donkey : What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!

  Shrek : Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

  Puss-in-Boots : [camera shows just Puss]  I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad.

  Gingerbread Man : Shrek? Donkey?

  Puss-in-Boots : [looks up to see fairy tale creatures above him]  Too late.

  Shrek : Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!

• [Harold takes the spell meant for Shrek, and is blasted until only his armour remains] 

  Princess Fiona : Oh, Dad...

  Queen : Harold...

  Pinocchio : Is he... oh...

  [there's a "ribbit"] 

  Gingerbread Man : He croaked...

  [Harold, the Frog King, clambers out of his armour] 

  Queen : ...Harold?

  Princess Fiona : ...Dad?

  King : [sighs]  I had hoped you would never see me like this...

  Donkey : [to Shrek]  Huh - and he gave *you* a hard time!

  Shrek : Donkey!

  King : No, no, he's right - I'm sorry, to both of you. I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but I can see now she already has it. Shrek, Fiona - will you accept an old frog's apologies, and my blessing?

  [Shrek and Fiona bow their heads in assent] 

  Queen : Harold...

  King : I'm sorry, Lillian - I just wish I could be the man that you deserve...

  Queen : [taking him in her hand]  You're more that man today than you ever were - warts and all...

• Gingerbread Man : It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!

• Cedric : Can I help you, your majesty?

  King : Ah, yes, um... Mmm, exquisite. What do you call this dish?

  Cedric : That would be the dog's breakfast, your majesty.

  King : Ah, yes! Very good, uh... Carry on, Cedric.

• Gingerbread Man : I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears! Flip over to Wheel of Torture.

  Pinocchio : I'm not flipping anywhere, Sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona.

• Mongo : [drowning]  Be good.

• Gingerbread Man : Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We got a big order to fill.

• Gingerbread Man : IT'S ALIVE!

• Shrek : Do you still know the Muffin Man?

  Gingerbread Man : Sure, he's down on Drury Lane. Why?

  Shrek : Because we're going to need flour. Lots and lots of flour.