Inspector Gadget 2 (2003 Video)
Mark Mitchell: Chief Quimby
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Chief Quimby : GADGET!
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Inspector Gadget : Fired? *You* can't fire me! I quit!
Chief Quimby : Hmm.
Inspector Gadget : Wait a second, I don't wanna quit. Besides, Chief, it's not my fault.
[reaches into his coat pocket]
Inspector Gadget : Look what Baxter found on me.
[holds up a tiny beeping antenna]
Inspector Gadget : A circuit override chip.
Chief Quimby : I don't care! Claw stole the laser, and you tarred and feathered the mayor in *toothpaste* and caused a hundred thousand dollars in damages!
[dryly]
Chief Quimby : Turn in your badge, Gadget.
Inspector Gadget : Oh! But, Chief... all I ever wanted to be, my entire life, was a crime fighter.
Chief Quimby : Your badge.
[Gadget sadly looks to G2, takes out his badge and reluctantly slides it onto Chief Quimby's desk]
Chief Quimby : Well, that'll be all... *Mr.* Gadget.
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Chief Quimby : [sits in his office chair whilst eating a jam donut] Gadget! I told you *specifically* not to go to the stakeout!
Inspector Gadget : That's not entirely accurate, Chief. You told me not to get within a hundred yards of the stakeout, and I posted myself exactly one hundred... and one... yards... away.
G2 : Then how did you manage to get tangled up with me inside the warehouse?
Inspector Gadget : Well, you gave me backup at the bar. I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.
G2 : I *never* need backup.
[to Quimby]
G2 : And until we find out what Claw needs the fuel cells for, all of Riverton is at risk.
Inspector Gadget : Chief, you *have* to put me back on the case! The department *needs* me!
[bangs his fist on the desk, accidentally squashes a box of jam donuts; Quimby's face is covered in jam; Gadget straightens himself]
Chief Quimby : [calmly] That's right, Gadget. The department *does* need you. And I've got just the assignment to take advantage of your unique abilities.
[chuckles evilly]
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Inspector Gadget : [watching Quimby's mother beat up cellmates] Wowers! That's gotta hurt!
Chief Quimby : Mom's tough love.
[to Gadget]
Chief Quimby : This is your last warning, Gadget!
[wags his pink finger]
Chief Quimby : Stick to solving real crimes!
Inspector Gadget : Chief, there are no criminals left. They're all in Riverton Prison.
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[last lines]
Chief Quimby , Mayor Wilson : [one of Gadget's fireworks explodes in Quimby and Wilson's faces] GADGET!