Rolling Kansas (2003)

JD Evermore: Angry Motorcycle Cop

Quotes 

• Angry Motorcycle Cop : You say you're not poaching endangered water fowl. But Jesus Christ, look at all these dead ducks! Also, your vehicle is horrible. I see this car on the road again, I'll cite ya.

  Dick Murphy : [stutters]  I-We-we-ah. The ducks hit *us*!