Rolling Kansas (2003)
Sam Huntington: Dinkadoo Murphy
Quotes
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Satin : What about you? What's your story?
Kevin Haub : I'm gay.
Satin : [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?
Kevin Haub : I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.
Blush : Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
Dinkadoo Murphy , Hunter Bullette , Dave Murphy , Dick Murphy : No.
Dinkadoo Murphy : Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin Haub : I do. I think I like dudes.
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Dinkadoo Murphy : That goat doesn't look right...
Dick Murphy : I hate goats. They're weird.
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Dinkadoo Murphy : [shouts] Tyrone, shut your fat ass up, and sit your fat ass down.
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Dinkadoo Murphy : You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.
Dave Murphy : Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?
Dick Murphy : Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.
Dinkadoo Murphy : Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.
Dot the Waitress : We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.
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Dick Murphy : Now here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna put that human nose back in the glovebox. Go on. We're gonna forget about it. Forever.
Kevin Haub : Yeah, okay that sounds easy enough. Hey, anyone hungry?
Dinkadoo Murphy : Yes, good idea.
Kevin Haub : What about the human nose?
Dick Murphy : Kevin, forget about the human nose!
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Hunter Bullette : My condition caused the accidental rabbit smothering. I said I was sorry.
Dinkadoo Murphy : The only unconditional love I've ever know has been from bunnies. When no else wanted to spend time with a little crippled boy, bunnies would. And now... one of them has had it's flame snuffed out like a candle in the wind.
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Dinkadoo Murphy : The only unconditional love I've ever known has been from bunnies.
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Dinkadoo Murphy : [startled] Our weed is packed with trunk!