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- Title Card: CAMP /kamp/ n. /Slang/ banality, artifice, etc. so extreme as to amuse or have a perversely sophisticated appeal.
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- Title Card: To enjoy this movie the way it was meant to be experienced...
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- Title Card: the filmmakers kindly ask you to please feel free to TALK and LAUGH during this performance.
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- Title Card: PLEASE SMILE and TRY NOT TO BE SO SERIOUS. ;> Thank You!
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- Title Card: WARNING: THIS FILM CONTAINS STRONG ADULT LANGUAGE AND GRAPHIC COMIC BOOK VIOLENCE.
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- Title Card: HAVE FUN!
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- Title Card: Loyalty and Faith and Valor
- Title Card: The Code of the Samurai
- Lady Assassin: What a long sword. I like that in a man.