Burning Annie (2004)

Gary Lundy: Max

Quotes 

• Max : Cheers to a new semester, full of potential that will surely go to waste.

• Max : You know, I've been thinking about your theory, your 'Annie Hall' theory. Specifically, I've been thinking you're insane.

  Charles : I said I was kidding, Max, and you just keep bringing it up.

  Max : Well, it's like you insulted my religion or something. It's like 'Hey Cardinal, I think Jesus is the reason you're not getting laid.

  Charles : "Max, if you're a Cardinal, Jesus IS the reason you're not getting laid.

• Julie : I get the sense there's a whole other side to your personality.

  Max : Uh, well, I hope he's a better dancer.

• Sam : How come all you have to play here is video hockey?

  Max : I'm like a swan, I mate for life.

• Sam : You're the best I've ever seen at procrastinating.

  Max : I should be, procrastination is one of my favorite hobbies... Isn't it funny that my two favorite hobbies rhyme?

• Max : I can't support an acronym without knowing what it stands for. I once joined NAMBLA because I thought it was an animal rights group.

• Max : Giving me pot is like giving Richard Simmons crack. I'm paranoid enough as it is.

• Julie : As if a fast car can ever make up for a small dick.

  Max : If it did, I'd be down at the Porsche dealership with a ski mask and Uzi.