- Max: You know, I've been thinking about your theory, your 'Annie Hall' theory. Specifically, I've been thinking you're insane.
- Charles: I said I was kidding, Max, and you just keep bringing it up.
- Max: Well, it's like you insulted my religion or something. It's like 'Hey Cardinal, I think Jesus is the reason you're not getting laid.
- Charles: "Max, if you're a Cardinal, Jesus IS the reason you're not getting laid.
- Julie: I get the sense there's a whole other side to your personality.
- Max: Uh, well, I hope he's a better dancer.
- Max: I can't support an acronym without knowing what it stands for. I once joined NAMBLA because I thought it was an animal rights group.
- Julie: As if a fast car can ever make up for a small dick.
- Max: If it did, I'd be down at the Porsche dealership with a ski mask and Uzi.