Bad Santa (2003)

Billy Gardell: Milwaukee Security Guard

Quotes 

• Willie : [Willie is being held up by the Security Guard]  The hell's wrong with you? I'm trying to fucking leave here.

  Milwaukee Security Guard : Pants are awful baggy. You got anything in there?

  Willie : Yeah, my dick. You wanna see it?

• Willie : [Willie is being held up by the Securtiy Guard]  What are you doing asshole? I'm trying to fucking leave here.

  Milwaukee Security Guard : Pants are awfully baggy.

  [Being funny] 

  Milwaukee Security Guard : You wouldn't be trying to steal nothing would ya?

  Willie : You're an asshole, did you know that?