- Pat Patterson: [giving a long-winded introduction for Vince McMahon] He's given us hope, love, understanding, and the will to say "Yes I can"!
- Jim Ross: He sounds like he's introducing Frank Sinatra for god's sake.
- Pat Patterson: [describing Steve Austin] He's a beer swilling fool. He's a foul-mouthed punk... he's a disgrace to every human being alive today. Well I got news for you, I'm not gonna introduce a bum, that's all there is to it.
- Jim Ross: What...? Well this man needs no introduction, I can tell you that.
- [Lawler interrupts a ceremony honoring two retired wrestlers]
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: This is 1998 not 1948!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: This is a pay-per-view that is being seen all over the world, do you understand that? And no-one around the world knows you two local yokels from Milwaukee.
- Vader: [post-match interview after losing to Kane] Maybe Vader time's over... I ain't nothin' but a big piece of shit. A big FAT piece of shit!