The 62nd Annual Academy Awards (1990 TV Special)

Billy Crystal: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Billy Crystal : Are you happy to see me or are you just glad I'm not Snow White?

• Billy Crystal : I know what you're thinking as you look at me. Where's my opening production? I know you miss it, don't you? Where's that big, terrible number that usually opens the Oscars?

  [audience laughs] 

  Billy Crystal : Where is that number where they take all the nominees for Best Picture, put 'em into one medley? Well, you won't be seeing that tonight. You won't see that number that usually--

  [audience applauds] 

  Billy Crystal : You won't see that number that usually begins,

  [singing] 

  Billy Crystal : "It's a wonderful night for Oscar! Oscar, Oscar! Who will win?"