Thunderstruck (2004)

Damon Gameau: Sonny

Quotes 

• Sonny : So what'd you do after the army failed?

  Sam : I was a postman, but... apparently it's OK for a dog to bite me, but I can't bite the dog.

• Sonny : [Flashback as Sonny describes his 'gigs' to the others]  Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had dinosaurs, E I E I O...

  Birthday Girl : You suck.

• Sonny : [In the middle of a funeral]  FUCK! He's being cremated!

• Sam : What'll your old man do when he finds out the van is gone?

  Sonny : He'll be fine, once he wakes from his stress-induced coma

• Sonny : Ben, take the broomstick out of your ass. Sam's a dickhead. He's always been a dickhead. He always will be. So there's no point getting upset when he starts acting like one!

• Lloyd : You know what your problem was? You had no connections. With my connections...

  Sonny : I'd get 12 years of good behaviour.

• Sonny : [Lloyd is describing hiding the drugs he's smuggling in a cubicle at the airport, when he has heard a knock at the door and flushed them]  So was it the customs guy at the door?

  Lloyd : Nah, it was just some old bloke that looked like Mr Miyagi!

• Sonny : [Sam and Ben have just had a brawl, and Ben is walking away]  You know, the day that Ronnie died, there wasn't a cloud in the sky. It was perfect weather. So Ronnie goes out to play some golf. Suddenly, out of nowhere, this storm just appears. Ronnie's on the fourth hole. He goes to tee off.

  [Flashback. We see Ronnie raising his wedge, when a lightning bolt strikes it] 

  Sonny : You remember what the last song we all heard together was?

  Ben : No.

  Sonny : Thunderstruck.

• Sam : [about Amy telling Sonny she's missed him]  Was it like a "I'v missed you" like I walk into a room and your not there, or like "I've missed you" and I wanna rip all your clothes off?

  Sonny : It was like a

  [pause] 

  Sonny : "I've missed you, you know"

  Sam : Ohh man thats a greenlight!