Thunderstruck (2004)

Callan Mulvey: Sam

Quotes 

• Sonny : So what'd you do after the army failed?

  Sam : I was a postman, but... apparently it's OK for a dog to bite me, but I can't bite the dog.

• Sam : [after Ben has just gotten away from some perverts playing Twister]  Where've you been?

  Ben : Left foot red

• Ronnie : [about Bon Scott]  He went out in style!

  Sam : That's how I want to go out!

  Lloyd : What, choke on your own vomit?

• Sam : What'll your old man do when he finds out the van is gone?

  Sonny : He'll be fine, once he wakes from his stress-induced coma

• Sam : Did that prick just give me the finger?

  Ben : Yeah. I think you got the whole hand

• Sam : [Sam has just taunted another driver to get out of the van... and realised the guy's in a wheelchair]  Shit, sorry mate. Look, how about I just run along, yeah?

  Van Man : Oh, very funny. Run along. Well maybe we'll just, ah, stand up for ourselves! Get him, boys! He can't run without legs!

  Sam : [Several other wheelchair people start ramming Sam]  OW! The fuck are you doing? I said I was sorry!

  Van Man : I bet if we could walk he'd want to fight us. You discriminatory bastard!

  Sam : OW! You guys are mental!

  Van Man : No, we're 'disabled'. But I suppose a bigot like you would toss in mental disability!

• Lloyd : Sam, why can't I be in the band?

  Sam : Because you're no good. You're our manager

  Lloyd : So why are you lead singer?

  Sam : Because I can sing.

  Lloyd : No you can't, you suck!

  Sam : OH yeah, you wanna have a go?

  Lloyd : [Sam advances on Lloyd]  Bring it on, I can take you! Me and my broom!

• Lloyd : [Discussing their band getting back together]  I'd be pretty good on bass...

  Sam : Watch the road.

  Lloyd : Yeah. I'm just saying...

  Sam : Watch the road!

• Sam : [Last lines]  Hey Lloyd! You can be in the band!

  Lloyd : YEEEEEAAAAAH!

• Sam : [about Amy telling Sonny she's missed him]  Was it like a "I'v missed you" like I walk into a room and your not there, or like "I've missed you" and I wanna rip all your clothes off?

  Sonny : It was like a

  [pause] 

  Sonny : "I've missed you, you know"

  Sam : Ohh man thats a greenlight!

• Lloyd : [after being handed a black AC/DC shirt]  Do you have anything in white?

  Sam : How many AC/DC shirts do you see made in white?

  Lloyd : Well, it's going to be a bit hot wearing black in the desert, Sam.