Cars (2006)

Tony Shalhoub: Luigi

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Quotes 

• Lightning McQueen : I'm a very famous race car!

  Luigi : You are famous race car? A real race car?

  Lightning McQueen : Yes, I'm a real race car, what do you think? Look at me.

  Luigi : I have followed racing my entire life, my whole life!

  Lightning McQueen : Then you know who I am. I am Lightning McQueen.

  Luigi : Lightning McQueen!

  Lightning McQueen : Yes! Yes!

  Luigi : I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of someplace very high. Do you know many Ferraris?

  Lightning McQueen : No, no, no, they race on the European circuit; I'm in the Piston cup.

  [Luigi and Guido frown at McQueen] 

  Lightning McQueen : What?

  Luigi : Luigi follow only the Ferraris.

  [he and Guido drive away] 

• Luigi : On your marks, get set... uno for the money, due for the show, tre to get ready, and quattro to... I can't believe it... go!

• Lightning McQueen : [up on the car lift]  All right, Luigi, give me the best set of black walls you've got.

  Luigi : [brings him down]  No, no, no! You don't-a know what you want! Luigi know what you want. Black-wall tires, they blend into the pavement, but these white-wall tires, they say look at me, here I am, love me.

  Lightning McQueen : All right, you're the expert. Oh, and don't forget the spare.

  Luigi : Perfecto. Guido!

  Guido : Pit Stop!

  Luigi : Ha ha ha, what did Luigi tell you, eh?

  Lightning McQueen : Wow, you were right, better then a Ferrari, huh?

  Luigi : Eh, no.

• Michael Schumacher Ferrari : Ciao. Hi. Lightning McQueen told me this was the best place in the world to get tires. How about setting me and my friends up with three or four sets each?

  Luigi : Aah! Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!

  [Luigi faints and tips over] 

  Michael Schumacher Ferrari : Wow.

  [in Italian] 

  Michael Schumacher Ferrari : Spero che il tuo amico si riprenda. Mi dicono che siete fantastici.

  [I hope that your friend recovers. I was told that you are fantastic] 

  Guido : [Guido faints and tips over] 

• [McQueen is going to surprise Sally with his new look] 

  Mater : Here she comes!

  Lightning McQueen : Okay, places, everybody! Hurry! Act natural.

  [McQueen hides and everybody else gets in a perfectly straight line as Sally approaches] 

  Mater , Ramone , Flo , Luigi , Sarge , Fillmore : Hi, Sally!

  Sally : All right, what's going on?

• Luigi : My friend Guido, he always dream of giving a real race car a pit stop.

  Guido : Peet stop?

  Lightning McQueen : Hey, it's only one lap, guys. Uno lappo. Don't need any help. I work solo mio.

  Luigi : Fine. Race your own way.

  [leaves; Guido stays] 

  Lightning McQueen : No pit stoppo. Comprende?

  Guido : Okay.

  [leaves] 

• Sheriff : All rise! The honorable Doc Hudson presiding!

  [Ramone lifts himself up ten feet in the air] 

  Luigi : Show-off.

• Guido : [at the final Piston Cup race, Guido cheers Lightning on]  Vai! Vai, vai!

  [Go! Go, go!] 

  Wide Chick Pitty : Hey, shrimpie, where did McQueen find you, huh? Those round things are called tires, and they go under the car!

  [the entire pit crew laughs] 

  Guido : [shaking his forklift]  Con chi credi di parlare? Ma, con chi stai parlando?

  [Who do you think you're talking about? But, who are you talking about?] 

  Luigi : No! No, no! You'll have your chance, Guido, you will have your chance!

• Luigi : Oh, oh, oh, oh, I like your style. You drive the hard bargain, eh? OK, we make you a new deal. You buy one tire, I give you three for free!

• Luigi : You broke-a the road. You a very bad car!

• Luigi : This is it, my last offer: you buy one tire, I give you seven-a snow tires for free!