The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius (2002–2006)

Debi Derryberry: James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron, Jimmy Neutron, Alien Actress, Alien Woman, Amber, Hulk Jimmy, James Isaac Neutron, Jimmy, Mummy #1, Nissa, Ultra Lord Action Figure

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Quotes 

• Carl : Hey Jimmy, I thought we weren't supposed to like girls.

  Jimmy : [Lovestruck]  We don't. Betty is a woman.

• Jimmy : I love you, but I'm supposed to hate you.

  Cindy : What? Neutron, you are so dead!

• Jimmy : We found the lost tomb.

  Cindy : Shouldn't we call National Geographic or Harvard?

  Libby : Or Harrison Ford?

• Jimmy : [Sheen, Cindy, and Carl are sampling Jimmy's Book Gum] 

  Sheen : Tastes fishy. Call me Ishmael. Starbuck, it's the great white whale. I'll get you, Moby Dick!

  Cindy : Give me that. Tastes like fried chicken.

  [southern accent] 

  Cindy : Oh, Ashley. Oh, Rhett. I don't know nothing about birthin' no baby.

  Carl : Mmm, William Shakespeare.

  Jimmy : That might be a little strong for you, Carl.

  Carl : [English accent]  But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Juliet is the sun. See how she rests her cheek upon her hand? Oh, were I a glove upon that hands, that I may touch that cheek.

  [Sheen nervously takes a step away from Carl] 

• Cindy : You just can't accept the fact that my plan is better than yours.

  Jimmy : Is not!

  Cindy : Is so!

  Jimmy : Is not!

  Cindy : Is so

  Carl : [screaming]  STOP IT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE THIS CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART?

  [pause] 

  Sheen : [laughing]  That was cool, Carl. I really believed you for a second.

• [Repeated line] 

  Jimmy : Think. THINK.

  [the inside of Jimmy's brain is shown] 

  Jimmy : Brain blast!

• [Jimmy and Cindy have switched bodies and are taking a pop quiz] 

  Cindy : The ant is a member of the vegetable family

  Jimmy : Name the planets: Farkle, Gubgub...

  [Later] 

  Miss Fowl : I would like an explanation for the two abominable grades

  Cindy : There's a perfect explanation. I, Jimmy Neutron, am a gabble-headed dipstick.

  Jimmy : But not as big a dipstick as you are, Miss Fowl. And if I don't get a month's worth of detentions for this, you're even dumber than you look.

  Cindy : Well, how many detentions is *this* worth, Miss Foul-breath?

  [Cindy kicks papers on Miss Fowl's desk] 

• Crowd : (In unison) You were right and we were wrong.

  Jimmy : Thanks. A healthy skepticism is the sign of... Say it again.

  Crowd : (In unison) You were right and we were wrong.

  Jimmy : Now in French.

  [Crowd repeats in French] 

  Jimmy : Now in Chinese.

  [Crowd mutters in confusion] 

• [In Carl's dream] 

  Jimmy : I have to prove to Carl he's dreaming.

  Cindy : I washed your brain, but I had trouble getting the think stains out.

  [Jimmy kisses Cindy] 

  Carl : Jimmy kissing Cindy? I must be dreaming.

  [later, out of the dream] 

  Cindy : Not even in HIS dreams, Neutron!

  [Cindy slaps Jimmy] 

• Sheen : Remember, this game is for mature players only, so act even more maturer than we usuallly do. I'll try to grow a mustache.

  Jimmy : My dad's over 18. I'll act like him.

  [approaches counter and imitates Hugh] 

  Jimmy : Well, howdy there, clerky-clerkotron.

  Clerk : Beat it. This game is for mature players only due to violence, exaggerated mayhem, and old-lady kicking.

  Sheen : THAT'S NOT FAIR! I demand my constipational rights!

  [the boys are thrown out of the store] 

• Cindy : [In Jimmy's body]  Oh,yeah like I would really want to invent a tiolet in a briefcase!

  Jimmy : [In Cindy's body]  Hey,that could have been an excellent relief to the traveling business man!

• Jimmy : Wait a minute. If you can't finish anything, how did you finish that robot?

  Calamitous : Who says it's finished. I never put in a bathroom. Speaking of which...

• Jimmy : Okay, Sheen. All you have to do is press the buttons...

  Sheen : Got it!

  Jimmy : I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time...

  Sheen : Got it!

  Jimmy : I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up.

  [Sheen says nothing] 

  Jimmy : I'm done.

  Sheen : Got it!

• Cindy : You turned your own grandmother into a baby?

  Jimmy : I have a loophole... I mean, explanation. It could have happened to anyone with a genius IQ and access to unstable chemicals.

• Jimmy : [Jimmy had to kiss Cindy to escape from Carl's dream]  Uh, Carl, you won't tell anybody about that awful desperate thing I did to wake you up?

  Carl : Sure thing, Jimmy.

  Cindy : [barging into Jimmy's kitchen]  Not even in *his* dreams, Neutron!

  [slaps Jimmy] 

• Jimmy : Bring my screwdriver and my special CD of town-saving music.

• Calamitous : May I use your...

  Sam Melnick : Telephone? Teeth whitening kit? Restroom?

  Calamitous : Restroom!

  Sam Melnick : No. It's for paying customers only.

  Calamitous : All right. I'll have a chocolate...

  Sam Melnick : Sundae? Rumball? Milkshake?

  [Jimmy and Officer Tubbs enter] 

  Jimmy : Officer Tubbs, man that bathroom.

  Officer Tubbs : Thanks. Don't mind if I do.

• [Jimmy and Cindy go to Retroland] 

  Jimmy : I am not having fun.

  Cindy : Neither am I, Nerdtron.

  Jimmy : Want some gum?

  Cindy : NO!

• Jimmy : Get ready for the time pincher's maiden voyage.

  Sheen : You're bringing a girl with us?

• Jimmy : Sometimes it's a burden to be such a genius.

  Sheen : I know what you mean. That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific brain with cartoons and sugar.

• [Jimmy has made himself stupid] 

  Jimmy : You guys wanna see My loopy dance? I'm loopy, I'm loopy, I'm loopy loopy loopy.

  Carl : Normal Jimmy seems kinda stupid.

  Sheen : Yeah, he's really messed up. I like him!

  Carl : Me too! Let's keep him.

• Jimmy : I present to you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld.

  Carl : A llama?

  Jimmy : No.

  Carl : A baby llama?

  Jimmy : No.

  Carl : A baby llama with a hat?

  Jimmy : No!

  Cindy : An invention of yours that actually works?

  Jimmy : No... I mean, yes!

• [Cindy and Jimmy have swapped bodies] 

  Nick : [to Jimmy]  So, do you want to go to the concert, Cindy?

  Jimmy : I wouldn't go with you if you were the last boy on Earth. That's how stuck-up I am.

  Cindy : She doesn't mean that!

• Jimmy : I give you the Brain Drain 8000. The same dumbing down technology used by top radio personalities.

• Jimmy : We gotta stop them before they reach Mount Incredibly Unstable! It's incredibly unstable!

  Sheen : Where do they get this stuff?

• Jimmy : These walls are lined with 3 feet of lead. No one's voice could possibly...

  Sheen : [from outside]  JIMMY! LET ME IN!

• Sheen : Can I say it, Jimmy?

  Jimmy : Sure, go ahead.

  Sheen : Atomic Batteries to power, turbines to speed, and kick it, baby!

  Jimmy : Say it right.

  Sheen : Lift off.

  Jimmy : Much better.

• Commander Baker : This is a dangerous mission. You may not come back alive.

  Jimmy : Can I get out of school?

• Carl : Not that fresh air and ticks in your sleeping bag isn't fun, but why do we have to go camping with you, Jimmy?

  Jimmy : Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these high-definition photos of you two playing with Pomono Beach Debbie Dolls.

  Sheen : Pomono Beach Debbie is an action figure. She posesses special powers that can defeat any adversary... except Ultra Lord, of course.

  Carl : I like the pretty bathing suits.

• Calamitous : My, aren't we the smart one. But not smart enough to fall into my... um... it starts with a T.

  Jimmy : Trap?

  Calamitous : Yes! And now you will be my scientific slave. You will finish my... um... um...

  Jimmy : Sentences?

  Calamitous : No! My, um...

  Jimmy : Inventions?

  Calamitous : Inventions! Finish my inventions. And with them I shall take over the... um...

  Jimmy : Universe?

  Calamitous : Um... smaller.

  Jimmy : The town of Retroville?

  Calamitous : And all those fools who laughed at me. They called me "Half-done" and "Never-finish", which weren't very good nicknames, but they stung just the same.

• Jimmy : [thinking that the junkman is coming back for them, he picks up a pipe for a weapon]  I'm not going down without a fight.

  [Brobot appears] 

  Brobot : Hi, Jimmy!

  Jimmy : Brobot?

  Sheen : Let's hit him anyways. He's the one who got us into this mess.

• Jimmy : [on the phone]  Cindy, whatcha doin?

  Cindy : Neutron! Well after we hang up I'll be getting an unlisted number!

• Jimmy : Don't couples usually go on second honeymoons?

  Judy : We had one of those, but thanks to a certain boy genius and his Forget-O-Blaster, we have lost all memory of it.

  Jimmy : Oh, yeah.

  Judy : As well as the fifth year of our marriage.

  Hugh : I wish I could remember that year. Do you think I had pie?

• [Jimmy has turned his grandmother into a baby] 

  Man : Did that baby just talk?

  Jimmy : No, of course not. Everyone knows babies can't talk.

  Grandma Neutron : That's right, cause if we did, the Videotubbies would be cancelled so fast it would make their head aerials spin.

• Jimmy : [Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster]  Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil.

  Carl : But you hit it with a hammer.