What I Like About You (2002–2006)

Jennie Garth: Valerie Tyler

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Quotes 

• Val : Son of a bitch fireman.

• Val : We don't have to resort to using our bodies to get ahead

  Lauren : Wake up Bambi! This is how things work in the forest.

  Val : Not in my forest... and don't make that dirty.

• Holly : [wearing a midriff-baring shirt]  What?

  Val : Your shirt.

  Holly : What about it?

  Val : You need one.

  Holly : It's the style. It's supposed to be this way.

  Val : How about you start a new trend. Throw a big sweater over that and call it the "I'm not naked" look!

• Holly : If anything goes wrong... blame the red-headed kid

  Val : Why?

  Holly : Look at him, he's guilty of something

• Tina Haven : Sometimes friends do really stupid things.

  Holly : Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty.

  Tina Haven : Oh you know me so well.

  [hug] 

  Val : What about me?

  Holly : [hugs Val]  Oh, you're slutty too.

• Lauren : I wrote the note!

  Val : Rick didn't write the note?

  Lauren : Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.

  Val : You wrote the note?

  Lauren : Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.

  Val : You're what?

  Lauren : I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?

• Holly : Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.

  Val : Hold on. College party?

  Holly : Didn't drink.

  Val : Guy in bathroom?

  Holly : Nothing happened.

  Val : Who's pants?

  Holly : Gary's.

  Val : We'll talk more in the morning.

• Val : What the hell is that?

  Lauren : Something old, something new, something borrowed, something eww!

• Val : Hey don't you have to go take a shower pushy biotch?

  Holly : Yes and I need money for school books, wussy biotch.

• Val : What about this one? 'The Bazooka'. Tell me about 'The Bazooka'!

  Holly : Excellent choice! I used that once in 9th Grade on Lisa Gurt. They say on quiet days you can still hear her crying!

• [after Val just kissed a guy Holly liked] 

  Holly : You don't understand I'm devastated!

  Val : I know and yes I understand...

  Holly : Devastated!

• [after chasing Holly into the mens room] 

  Val : Oh, this is so not the place for open-toed shoes

• Todd : Okay, I think my work here is done.

  Val : Oh thank god.

  Todd : You can call me Todd.

  Val : Eww.

• Val : Me never wants to "we" with you again!

• Lauren : Is she still mad?

  Holly : No.

  Val : GET OUT OF HERE!

  Holly : Oh, I meant "yes".

• Val : You are beautiful, and charming, and funny

  Lauren : And...?

  Val : Thin.

• Ben Sheffield : [Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar]  No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring.

  Val : Ben's right.

  Lauren : Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!

• Lauren : I'm in love with him.

  Val : Yeah, well you have to get out of love with him, woman.

• Val : [practices her expression in front of a mirror just because she thinks she's getting set up for a surprise party]  A sonic plaque remover and a white jean jacket? Guys, I'm gonna cry. Yeah, that'll work.

• Val : [She see's Lauren crying on the bed and points at her]  Wah! Wah! Wah!

  [laughing] 

• Gary : [Gary is on crutches]  My work here is done.

  Val : Actually you still have to mop the floors.

  Gary : I'm crippled you're cruel.

• Val : And you're still making time with him?

  Lauren : Making time? Yeah, see, yeah doll, we went to see the Andrews Sisters and we made some time!