What I Like About You (2002–2006)

Leslie Grossman: Lauren

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Quotes 

• Val : We don't have to resort to using our bodies to get ahead

  Lauren : Wake up Bambi! This is how things work in the forest.

  Val : Not in my forest... and don't make that dirty.

• Lauren : I wrote the note!

  Val : Rick didn't write the note?

  Lauren : Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.

  Val : You wrote the note?

  Lauren : Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.

  Val : You're what?

  Lauren : I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?

• Val : What the hell is that?

  Lauren : Something old, something new, something borrowed, something eww!

• Lauren : I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.

  Gary : [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side]  I thought your letter need a little embellishment.

  Lauren : Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!

• Lauren : [everyone else is hugging around her]  Come here you!

  [grabs the cake and starts eating it] 

• Tina Haven : [clapping]  Oh! Oh! There she is! There she is!

  Lauren : Ok, we are going have to get a surprise party by tonight.

  Tina Haven : Yes, yes. Here is some money. God, I just love you!

  Holly : Tina, Shut Up! We are not helping her. I'm telling Val.

  Lauren : No, no, no wait. Holly, do you think I really want to be seeing a married man? No!.

  Holly : Then stop it!

• Lauren : Unless you want to disappoint your sister on her birthday. She did raise you.

• Holly : You promised me that you weren't going to see him.

  Lauren : No I promised you that I wasn't going to see him tonight.

  Tina Haven : And is it tonight? No. It's today. Brava.

  [starts clapping] 

• Lauren : Is she still mad?

  Holly : No.

  Val : GET OUT OF HERE!

  Holly : Oh, I meant "yes".

• Val : You are beautiful, and charming, and funny

  Lauren : And...?

  Val : Thin.

• Lauren : Uh oh! Me thinks me went too far.

• Ben Sheffield : [Val just found a jewelry box in a cookie jar]  No! No! No! No! Sorry but i wouldn't want to miss the look on my fiance's face the first time she saw the ring.

  Val : Ben's right.

  Lauren : Yeah, Ben's foriegn. Open that mother!

• Lauren : I'm in love with him.

  Val : Yeah, well you have to get out of love with him, woman.

• Lauren : Oh no. They've gone behind the paper thin curtain of silence.

• Val : And you're still making time with him?

  Lauren : Making time? Yeah, see, yeah doll, we went to see the Andrews Sisters and we made some time!