What I Like About You (2002–2006)

Wesley Jonathan: Gary Thorpe

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Quotes 

• [repeated line] 

  Gary : Oh my Damn!

• Vince : well... does his stuff cost more than... free?

  Gary : Dude, don't worry about it. I set him up last week with two "Young and Tenders". Man, he owes me, just to say that.

  Vince : Thanks, bro. Hey dude, I have a question.

  Gary : Mmm-Hmmm.

  Vince : What are "Young Antenneas"?

  Gary : No, "Young and Tenders" Young and Tenders. The hell is a "Young Antenneas" Why would I say "Young Antenneas?" Crazy white boy. I don't get it.

• Gary : Hey man. I thought you said holly already sewed that on for you.

  Vince : She did. But she's in a hurry to make out all the time. Her workmanship suffers!

• Gary : I never told anyone that you wrote a fan letter to Celine Dion!

  Vince : [shouts]  Hey, Celine Dion is excellent and you told everyone!

• Lauren : I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.

  Gary : [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side]  I thought your letter need a little embellishment.

  Lauren : Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!

• Gary : You know what? Your hair is so "Footloose"!

  Vince : You did not just drag Kevin Bacon into this!

  Gary : Yes I did, buddy. And the gloves are coming off my friend.

  Vince : Oh, so is the ugly-ass suit.

  Gary : Well, you may wanna reconsider! Being that it matches your ugly ass!

• Vince : Pretty moving stuff.

  Gary : Yeah, makes you think.

  Vince , Gary : [both turn to each other]  I'm sorry!

  [hugs each other] 

• Gary : What did you eat?

  Holly : I think it must have been the soup

  Gary : Was it cream of IBop?

  Holly : Alright, yes, it came, I love it and it's mine!

  Gary : But you said I could have it

  Holly : Well that was before I fell in love with it, and I love it Gary. I love it like a little tiny child!

• Gary : Either you've got a lobster problem or that's one freaky cockroach

• Gary : Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen?

  Vince : I don't think that's three names - or legal.

  Gary : Not for another 248 days.

• Gary : [talking about Holly]  Wow, how could a little girl be full of crap?

• Gary : [Gary is on crutches]  My work here is done.

  Val : Actually you still have to mop the floors.

  Gary : I'm crippled you're cruel.