- Tina Haven: You can kiss in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You can have sex in a dream and it doesn't mean anything. You know, you can have sex in real life and it still wouldn't mean anything. Remember that for the future.
- Tina Haven: [Holly and Vince are making out outside] C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
- Holly: What?
- Tina Haven: There's going to be a chick fight!
- Holly: Just wait
- [turns to Vince]
- Holly: Love you. Bye.
- Vince: well... does his stuff cost more than... free?
- Gary: Dude, don't worry about it. I set him up last week with two "Young and Tenders". Man, he owes me, just to say that.
- Vince: Thanks, bro. Hey dude, I have a question.
- Gary: Mmm-Hmmm.
- Vince: What are "Young Antenneas"?
- Gary: No, "Young and Tenders" Young and Tenders. The hell is a "Young Antenneas" Why would I say "Young Antenneas?" Crazy white boy. I don't get it.
- Tina Haven: Sometimes friends do really stupid things.
- Holly: Especially if they're bummed because they just got broken up with and are vulnerable, and not thinking straight, and are maybe just a little bit slutty.
- Tina Haven: Oh you know me so well.
- [hug]
- Val: What about me?
- Holly: [hugs Val] Oh, you're slutty too.
- Holly: [Vince kisses her on the cheek] Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! That's it? I sew a botton on for you and that's all I get? Make out with me damn it!
- Holly: Tina, hug me!
- Tina Haven: I'm not really a "huggy" person.
- Holly: You've hugged me before!
- Tina Haven: Now it feels forced.
- Holly: JUST HUG ME!
- [Holly places Tina's hands around her and they both hug]
- Lauren: I wrote the note!
- Val: Rick didn't write the note?
- Lauren: Ok. How many times do I have to say it? Rick didn't leave his wife. I wrote the note saying that he did.
- Val: You wrote the note?
- Lauren: Are you a blockhead? I wrote the note! Rick didn't leave his wife and I'm seeing him later.
- Val: You're what?
- Lauren: I'm seeing him later! Do you think it's you hearing, maybe?
- Tina Haven: [Lauren holds up a pinata shaped like a rocket ship] Oh. Let's get Val this one. You know what it looks like?
- Holly: It's a rocket ship you dirty bird.
- Holly: What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made "bad choices"?
- Lauren: I've been watching you from across the street. I've been too shy to come in and talk to you face-to-face so I could only write my feelings. Oh, Lauren, how your glissening thighs and firm buttocks make me quiver.
- Gary: [Val gives Gary a look. Gary pulls her over to the side] I thought your letter need a little embellishment.
- Lauren: Ahem. Your bosoms are like two ripe canteloupes, Lauren, ready to be devoured. Oh, my God! I think I found my soulmate!
- Vince: Well isn't that nice of Gary, helping my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend. What a good guy!
- [punches Gary]
- Tina Haven: [clapping] Oh! Oh! There she is! There she is!
- Lauren: Ok, we are going have to get a surprise party by tonight.
- Tina Haven: Yes, yes. Here is some money. God, I just love you!
- Holly: Tina, Shut Up! We are not helping her. I'm telling Val.
- Lauren: No, no, no wait. Holly, do you think I really want to be seeing a married man? No!.
- Holly: Then stop it!
- Holly: What do you think Lauren needed the afternoon for?
- Tina Haven: Do you think?
- Holly: That's exactly what I'm thinking.
- Tina Haven: Lauren's the dirty bird.
- Holly: You promised me that you weren't going to see him.
- Lauren: No I promised you that I wasn't going to see him tonight.
- Tina Haven: And is it tonight? No. It's today. Brava.
- [starts clapping]
- Vic: So, Val, I want to ask you in front of all the people that you love... and Tina. Val, will you already be married to me?
- [after Holly and Val have given her their old bear]
- Josy: He smells funny... I'm gonna name him Stinky Bear!