Melvin Goes to Dinner (2003)

Matt Price: Joey

Quotes 

• Joey : This belief thing kills me. It's like, all theological concepts are basically unprovable. So they invented faith. Which was genius!

• Sarah : Do you realize that everything that you're saying is what they say the Antichrist would say?

  Joey : You're kidding.

  Sarah : No, it's true. They say the Antichrist will be a very rational person who will convince people not to believe in God but to believe in themselves, science, and rational thought.

  Melvin : Oh, you're totally the Antichrist.

• Joey : That is the most undignified thing I've ever heard of. I mean, this guy is the laughing stock of heaven right now!

• Joey : All of you need therapy.