Ella Enchanted (2004) Poster

Aidan McArdle: Slannen

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Quotes 

  • [after chaining Ella to a tree] 

    Slannen the Elf : You are one freaky chick.

  • Ella : Now, I need you to go back into the forest and rally all the elves and giants you can find.

    Slannen the Elf : You want me to go back in there?

    Ella : Yes. You're going to need all the help you can get. Now someone has to get back into the castle, find Benny and then keep Char away from Edgar.

    Slannen the Elf : Why? What's going on?

    Ella : I already told you, I can't tell you, but... but if you don't, you might be stuck singing "Kum-ba-ya" for the rest of your life!

  • Slannen the Elf : Into the forest of certain death goes Slannen.

    Ella : Thank you!

  • Ella : I've met Prince Charmont, and I think he might be different from his uncle.

    Slannen the Elf : Why? Cause he's a hunk?

    Ella : No...

    Slannen the Elf : What is he, about 6 foot?

    Ella : Yeah, about.

    Slannen the Elf : Yeah, I hate the guy already.

  • Slannen the Elf : [rustling]  Oh no... The rustling always comes before the screaming and the running. I *knew* this was gonna happen! They're just gonna find pieces of us scattered across the forest.

    Benny : [a rabbit hops out of the bushes]  Oh, a bunny. You know, the last known case of a bunny attack was, well, *never*.

  • Slannen the Elf : Elves aren't that short you know. That's just a stupid myth created by that "Elves and the Shoemaker" story. Do I look small enough to fit in a shoe? Stinkin' Grimm Brothers!

  • Slannen the Elf : You know, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than I would've expected.

    Brumhilda : Oh, I know. Giants are supposed to be big, ugly and mean. It's because of stories like "Jack and the Beanstalk." Stinking Grimm Brothers!

  • Ella : Why don't you like music?

    Slannen the Elf : Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin' and dancin' for the *man*. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be...

    Ella : What?

    Slannen the Elf : Nothin...

    Ella : No, what were you going to say.

    Slannen the Elf : Forget it. It's silly.

    Ella : Please tell me.

    Slannen the Elf : I want to be a lawyer.

    Benny : I guess that would be in small claims court.

  • NiSSh : You, into the pot.

    [Ella walks over to pot] 

    Slannen the Elf : Forget them!

    Ella : [turns around in surprise at ogres]  Who are you?

    NiSSh : I am the ogre, NiSSh. We just did this. Didn't we just do this? All right. That's enough fun and games. Now keep your mouth shut...

    [Ella closes her mouth] 

    NiSSh : ...and don't move.

    [Ella freezes] 

  • Slannen the Elf : Open up! I am Miss Ella's legal representation.

    Dungeon Guard : Her what?

    Slannen the Elf : Her lawyer, numbskull! If the gauntlet doesn't fit, you must acquit.

  • [while Slannen rambles on, the ogres knock out the dungeon guard and try to eat him] 

    Slannen the Elf : [turning around]  Excuse me, what is going on here?

    NiSSh : Well, can we at least have him to go?

    Slannen the Elf : Put the nice man down!

  • Ella : Oh, I forgot. The elfin restrictions Sir Edgar passed.

    Slannen the Elf : No elf can be engaged in any profession other than singing, juggling or...

    Ella , Slannen the Elf : ...tomfoolery.

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