The Even Stevens Movie (2003 TV Movie)

Donna Pescow: Eileen Stevens

Quotes 

• Donnie : How could you steal all our food?

  Ren : As usual, Donnie, you have everything backwards.

  Donnie : ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?

  Ren : No. I am calling you a liar!

  Louis : You guys had to get back at us, huh? Thank you!

  Beans : But we got the evidence! How do you explain this, Louis?

  Louis : You stole my food... AND MY SHIRT? Gimme that, you little worm-eating...!

  Ren : Don't you talk to him like that!

  Louis : What, is Beansy your little boyfriend now, Ren?

  Ren : You don't have the right to talk! You caused all the trouble and you ate all the food!

  Eileen Stevens : Okay, enough. Enough, kids. Stop. You kids shouldn't fight just because your father's trying to teach me a lesson.

  Steve : And what would that be?

  Eileen Stevens : Look, Steve, I know that you're upset since you've been out of work and that you are trying to prove to Ren and Beans that you can put food in their mouths.

  Steve : What?

  Eileen Stevens : But couldn't you leave a little something for us?

  Steve : Don't twist this around! There wasn't a crumb of food left when we got up there! It's almost like you're trying to make me look bad!

  Eileen Stevens : Now you are losing it.

  Steve : DON'T TELL ME I'M LOSING IT!

  Eileen Stevens : Don't you yell in front of my family!

  Steve : IT'S MY FAMILY TOO!

  Louis : Hold on, hold on. Mom, we don't need them. We don't need them! We'll be fine on our own, thank you.

  Ren : Oh, really? Well, you can sleep out in the rain tonight!

  Louis : WE CAN AND WE WILL!

• Louis : Hold on. Okay, you know this is boring, and you just wanna go because you broke up with your stupid boyfriend and want to get away.

  Ren : And you just wanna stay here and sit on your stupid chair.

  Donnie : Do they have cable?

  Miles McDermott : Son, the beauty of Mandelino is there is no modern convenience of any kind.

  Donnie : Guys, this sounds kinda cool. I mean, I can run on the beach, get into football shape...

  Louis : Donnie, come on! You can run here and get in shape here. Please.

  Eileen Stevens : You know, Steve, this could be a wonderful family adventure. It could be everything we've been hoping for.

  Louis : No, Mom, listen... Listen, here's an adventure: You can stay here at home and give me breakfast and do my laundry, and that'll be an adventure. Dad, come on! Dad, listen. Dad... CAN SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THE MADNESS, PLEASE!

• [after learning the islanders' tiki goddesses' name] 

  Eileen Stevens : [to Miles]  Oprah?

  Miles McDermott : It's a coincidence.