Boom (I) (2003)
Jackie Shroff: Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50, Chotte Mia
Quotes
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Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : [On meeting Padma Lakshmi, Madhu Sapre and Katrina Kaif for the first time in his office] It's so fucking hot in this city and yet you have to wear so many clothes !
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Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : [In a growling tone upon being shown newspaper clipping of the diamonds spilled during the fashion show at his office] What the fuck, hell what am I gonna tell Bade now ?
[Scene cuts to Jaaved Jaaferi narrating Jackie Shroff's film biography]
Boom 'Boom Boom' Shankar : [In background narration with real life pics of Jackie Shroff used as his movie information] Anwar Ali Barkatali Abdul Wahab Sabunchi 50-50 aka Chhote Miya. Age, 43. Half Gujarati, half Turkish, full gang lord. 1 wife, 6 kids, 11 mistresses or call them prostitutes, whatever. Commission for any dealing through him, 50%. Piece of advice, in case you shake hands with this guy check your fingers, he's got a poor reputation. Anyways
[back to present tense]
Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : [In a constipated voice] I want my papads
[meaning diamonds]
Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : BACK ! Shankar, either this way or that way, get my stuff back. Common boy, go fetch
[Jaaved Jaaferi leaves]
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Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : Now, as the equation stands, both of you
[pointing to Padma Lakshmi and Katrina Kaif]
Abdul Wahab Barkatali Al Sabunchi 50-50 : are off to Dubai and Anu, you stay back here with me, we've a "job" to do remember !
Anu Gaekwad : [Angrily shouting] You call this a job or a BLOW JOB !