School of Rock (2003)

Brian Falduto: Billy

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• Dewey Finn : Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?

  [sees Billy who has his hand raised] 

  Dewey Finn : Billy?

  Billy : You!

  Dewey Finn : Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on.

  Billy : You're tacky and I hate you!

  Dewey Finn : Okay, you see me after class!

• [Billy has just showed his completed stage outfits for Katie and Freddy] 

  Dewey Finn : I don't know... They might be a little distracting...

  Billy : It's glitter rock, and it's glam, and it's fabulous!

  Dewey Finn : Billy, it's just not the right style.

  Billy : Style? You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself! Look at that bow tie!

  Dewey Finn : Don't you be talking about my bow tie!

  Billy : You know what? I give up, they can just wear their uniforms.

  Dewey Finn : [considers]  That's not a bad idea...

• Dewey Finn : Look, the first thing you do when you start a band is talk about your influences. That's how you figure out what kind of band you want to be. So who do you like? Blondie?

  Marta : Christina Aguilera.

  Dewey Finn : Who? No. Come on. What? You, Shortstop.

  Leonard : Puff Daddy.

  Dewey Finn : Wrong. Billy?

  Billy : Liza Minnelli?

• Dewey Finn : [assigning positions to the band members]  Lead guitar... Zack Attack. On bass... Posh Spice. On keyboards, Mr. Cool. And on drums, Spazzy McGee. Okay, Blondie, Brace Face, you're singing backup. All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here. You're on security detail.

  Billy : Can I be the band stylist instead?

  Dewey Finn : Of course, you can, Fancy Pants. Okay. Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment. We're talking amps, electric guitars, maybe even lasers and smoke machines. Now, your job is to master the transportation and operation of this technology. Seriously. Without a first-rate roadie crew, we'll never have a psychedelic show, and I can't live with that, okay? I'm counting on you, get going, go.

  [looking at Summer, Michelle and Eleni] 

  Dewey Finn : And you three... groupies. And your job is simple, just worship the band. You're gonna be making hats, you're gonna be making T-shirts, all kinds of merchandise, which leads you to your first assignment: Naming the band. All right, sit down. As for me, I will be singing lead vocal and shredding guitar.