- Frank Sledge: This film is important! I'm a Hollywood! Action! Star! When are you going to understand that?
- Glen Jefferies: How do you think you got here, Frank? Samantha got you here. Chip 'N Dales got you here. You're a dancer, Frank.
- Frank Sledge: I'm not a dancer!
- Glen Jefferies: Yes, you are!
- Frank Sledge: I am not! I'm a Hollywood action star, and Frank Sledge doesn't need you, he doesn't need dance, he doesn't need anyone!
- Samantha Jones: I think his mom and dad thought he was just bow-legged, but actually he always had a lot between his legs even when he was a little boy.
- Eric Roberts: Well, there are two kinds of party animals. There's moi, and there's Frank. Now, I can handle my drugs, I can handle my drinking, that's why you work on them. However, Frank... couldn't.