James Puddephatt: Dr. Paul Ashurst

Quotes 

• [talking about a murder victim who was found on a golf course] 

  Dr. Paul Ashurst : There's evidence of three blows to the head with a sand wedge.

  Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : [hearing "sandwich"]  It must have been a bloody stale one!

  Dr. Paul Ashurst : A sand wedge is a type of golf club.

  Dr. Paul Ashurst : Yes, thank you, doctor. I *am* aware of that.

• [a murder victim was suffocated by having three golf balls inserted into his mouth] 

  Dr. Paul Ashurst : Do you want to take these with you?

  [Ashurst holds up a plastic bag containing the three golf balls] 

  Det. Supt. Andy Dalziel : First time I've left an autopsy with the dead bloke's balls?

  Dr. Paul Ashurst : We did it all the time at med school.