Fat Pizza (2003)

George Kapiniaris: Ronnie McDoggle

Quotes 

• Ronnie McDoggle : [involved in car accident]  Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!

• Ronnie McDoggle : [Pauly has just hit a car approaching after speeding. A guy dressed as a clown comes out of the car, furious]  Oh, you malaka! Look what you did to my McCar! You McFucked it!

  Pauly Falzoni : [to the guy in the clown costume, thinking he is Ronald McDonald]  What're you supposed to be, what, Ronnie McDoggle? Mate, what's with the ethnic accent? Everyone knows he's a Scottish-American, man!

  Ronnie McDoggle : [pointing at Pauly, angrily]  Why do *you* think I got the most successful franchise in the world, you suck-ass?

  Pauly Falzoni : Oh, tell me, McStooge!

  Ronnie McDoggle : Because, I'm a Greek,

  [Greek music starts playing] 

  Ronnie McDoggle : and Greeks are the champions of takeaway! Oh, what do you think I'm gonna call the business, McSpiro's?

  [Ronnie McDoggle cracks up laughing and falls to the floor, laughing] 

  Ronnie McDoggle : Stop!

  [continues laughing] 

  Pauly Falzoni : [thinking he was laughing at him]  Oh, you wanna laugh do ya?

  Ronnie McDoggle : [still laughing]  No, mate, I'm cracking up!

  [continues laughing] 

  Ronnie McDoggle : You're giving me a McStitch!