Carry on Christmas (1969 TV Movie)

Bernard Bresslaw: Bob Cratchit, Frank N. Stein's Monster, Spirit of Christmas Future, Convent Girl, Town Crier, Policeman

Quotes 

• Bob Cratchit : Mr Scrooge, I was wondering, could you make a little advance to me?

  Ebenezer Scrooge : [Turns to face the camera]  Not only long and stupid, but bent to boot!

• Bob Cratchit : Mr. Scrooge, is it alright if I go off now?

  Ebenezer Scrooge : Yeah. Soon as you put all the books in alphabetical order, clean away the cobwebs, polish the floor and wash the windows. And a merry Christmas to ya.

  Bob Cratchit : But Mr. Scrooge, it'll take me a whole week to get through that lot.

  Ebenezer Scrooge : In that case, scrub the merry Christmas, make it happy New Year.

• Ebenezer Scrooge : I'm going off now.

  Bob Cratchit : [Looking around]  I thought there was a funny smell!

  Ebenezer Scrooge : I'll thump you!