Carry on Christmas (1969 TV Movie)

Frankie Howerd: Robert Browning, Fairy Godmother

Quotes 

• [Robert Browning has arrived to take Elizabeth Barrett to Venice] 

  Robert Browning : We can leave by the fire escape.

  Elizabeth Barrett : There *is* no fire escape!

  Robert Browning : Now, she remembers!

• Robert Browning : [to Elizabeth]  The colour's come back in your cheeks. They look lovely when they're green like that.

• Robert Browning : [after climbing down the chimmny]  I'll tell you this, now I know what it feels like, I'll never use a pipe cleaner again!

• Robert Browning : [Pushing Mr Barret aside]  Do you mind? I'm kicking the bucket!

  Mr Barrett : [picking up a gold coloured bucket]  I'll just move it out of your way!