Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003)
Satish Shah: Kursann Bhai Patel
Quotes
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Rohit Patel : I want to get married, I want to have children, and...
Kurzon bhai Patel : [concerned as he predicts his son being gay] Children? Is that possible?
Rohit Patel : Of course it's possible! Why is it not possible?
[short pause]
Kurzon bhai Patel : Yeah, that's true. This is America, anything is possible!
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Jennifer Kapur : Why don't you have something?
Kurzon bhai Patel : Yes... sure!
[to Rohit]
Kurzon bhai Patel : Listen... Pass me the Cock!
Rohit Patel : Coke, dad! Please...
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Kurzon bhai Patel : There is this famous decorater from Paris who is coming and at the same time he will decorate my hole! You know... I have a very big hole!
Rohit Patel : Hall!
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Rohit Patel : [In front of table with lots of food] What is all this?
Rohit's Mother : This Mango, That is Khus, so no fuss
Rohit Patel : Not the food!... All this singing and dancing
Rohit's Mother : Oh! That! That's our Silver Anniversary Wedding Rehearsal! We are going to preform that day. What are you going to do?
Rohit Patel : I don't want to do anything! I mean... c'mon
Rohit Patel : And by the way... How can it be your 25th anniversary when I am only 28 myself?
Kurzon bhai Patel : No... No... We are just trying to hide our age from the Guju community.
