Dead Like Me (2003–2004)

Mandy Patinkin: Rube Sofer

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• Mason : But am I pretty?

  Rube : Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter.

• George : So, my whole life, everything, all I get to keep are thoughts and memories?

  Rube : That's all we ever have peanut.

• Rube : The thing is what, Mason?

  Mason : You know that thing, ok, you're good at that thing, that, you can, you're better at, um, just, you know, you know, talking.

  Rube : Well said.

• Rube : [to George]  You're a constipator, Peanut. You disturb my shit, and that's annoying.

• Mason : [about Crystal]  We've got a problem.

  George : I don't think it's a problem.

  Rube : Gravelings?

  Mason : Weirder.

• [Rube lights his pipe in the Happy Time office] 

  George : You can't smoke in here.

  Rube : Ah, fuck that bullshit, they can blow me.

• Rube : What you're feeling right now -all the rage and frustration binding everything from your head to your digestive tract- that's my life with you.

• Rube : [trying to get the reapers to work on their self-exams]  Hey-there's no hob-knobbing. This is not a debutante party.

• George : You really care how it's going with me?

  Rube : Sure. You make my face look like this and concerned words come out.