Dead Like Me (2003–2004)

Callum Blue: Mason

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Quotes 

• Mason : I'm so smart i'm practically retarded!

• Mason : Rube is so old, he probably reaped Jesus!

• George : Yuck! This juice tastes like ass, here you try it!

  Mason : No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off of the ass juice for now.

• Betty : [taking a quiz]  Do you consider yourself exceptionally reasonable or exceptionally kind?

  Mason : Exceptionally kind.

  [Betty looks at him questioningly] 

  Mason : Well, I'm not particularly reasonable.

• Mason : But am I pretty?

  Rube : Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter.

• Mason : [referring to Rube]  Stay on his good side. He's like a volcano George. He erupts and spews lava in little villages. They run around, they run around for their lives. But you know he stops and you can go back to the safety of your own home.

• Rube : The thing is what, Mason?

  Mason : You know that thing, ok, you're good at that thing, that, you can, you're better at, um, just, you know, you know, talking.

  Rube : Well said.

• Mason : She said you're...

  [whispers] 

  Mason : psychotic.

  Kiffany : I'm not psychic.

  Mason : I think you are.

  Kiffany : I have tables...

  Mason : I'll give you ten bucks.

  Kiffany : You only have two in your pocket.

• Mason : [about Crystal]  We've got a problem.

  George : I don't think it's a problem.

  Rube : Gravelings?

  Mason : Weirder.

• Ray Summers : Hi, I'm Ray.

  George : Fuck you, Ray.

  Ray Summers : Nice spendin' time with you guys.

  Daisy Adair : Ray, this is Mason. Mason, Ray. And George - curious George.

  Mason : So Daisy, what's goin' on, I thought it was just the three of us.

  Ray Summers : Daisy?

  Daisy Adair : Daisy Adair.

  George : So what do you do, Ray?

  Ray Summers : I'm a television producer, George.

  George : So you're rich.

  Ray Summers : Comfortable.

  George : I suppose you're charming.

  Ray Summers : Tolerable.

  George : And women just fall the fuck all over you.

  Ray Summers : Not you, I suspect.

  Daisy Adair : Georgia, you're being impolite.

  Ray Summers : No, no, that's okay. Everybody likes me eventually.

• Mason : Roxy, your dress makes me feel funny in my pants.