Dead Like Me (2003–2004)

Ellen Muth: Georgia 'George' Lass

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• George : Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks.

• George : This is where I felt it the first time. The universe was cocking the fuck-with-me gun.

• George : Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.

• George : Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know - I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit.

• George : What's the point in keeping your head down if it's already been blown off?

• George : I don't want to fit in, I just don't want to stand out.

• George : Yuck! This juice tastes like ass, here you try it!

  Mason : No, thanks. I'm trying to stay off of the ass juice for now.

• George : I think when someone you love dies, you get a pass on normal.

• George : If I had to choose between being a heart or a brain I'd definitely choose a heart because at least you'd do something. If you're a brain, at the end of the day all you're really at is settling for shitty situations.

• Brian : Look! A Pterodactyl!

  George : [thinking]  Please tell me I didn't just fall for that.

• Penny : You're the one who was killed by a toilet seat.

  George : God, will anyone ever let that go?

• George : Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office.

• Daisy Adair : You know, George, you have your very own saint.

  George : I'd rather have a pony.

• George : So, my whole life, everything, all I get to keep are thoughts and memories?

  Rube : That's all we ever have peanut.

• George : I don't know exactly what makes people cross over. I mean, souls. I think they see light where others cannot. I think they see a chance to become something else. Someone else.

• Daisy Adair : You are always in your own head. It's like you're talking to yourself.

  George : [voice over]  Am I?

• George : That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot.

• George : [after Joy wakes her up and sends her to work]  Who had the nerve to call you Joy?

• Roxy : So what are you, Rube's butt boy?

  George : Why? Did you resign?

• [Penny died on the Titanic] 

  George : How'd you die?

  Penny : Boating accident.

  George : Sailing? Water-skiing? Fall out of a dingy?

  Penny : Bigger.

• Mason : [about Crystal]  We've got a problem.

  George : I don't think it's a problem.

  Rube : Gravelings?

  Mason : Weirder.

• George : I can't believe I just said "dilly dally". I feel dirty.

• Ray Summers : Hi, I'm Ray.

  George : Fuck you, Ray.

  Ray Summers : Nice spendin' time with you guys.

  Daisy Adair : Ray, this is Mason. Mason, Ray. And George - curious George.

  Mason : So Daisy, what's goin' on, I thought it was just the three of us.

  Ray Summers : Daisy?

  Daisy Adair : Daisy Adair.

  George : So what do you do, Ray?

  Ray Summers : I'm a television producer, George.

  George : So you're rich.

  Ray Summers : Comfortable.

  George : I suppose you're charming.

  Ray Summers : Tolerable.

  George : And women just fall the fuck all over you.

  Ray Summers : Not you, I suspect.

  Daisy Adair : Georgia, you're being impolite.

  Ray Summers : No, no, that's okay. Everybody likes me eventually.

• Dolores Herbig : GEORGIA LASS!

  George : [bumping her head]  What?

  Dolores Herbig : What?

  George : [quickly rethinking]  Who?

• George : This is why having a destiny sucks.

• George : Get the F out. Before I kick your F-in' A again.

• [Rube lights his pipe in the Happy Time office] 

  George : You can't smoke in here.

  Rube : Ah, fuck that bullshit, they can blow me.

• [George, talking about Roxy] 

  George : That's Roxy. She could kick your ass.

• George : Don't you want to at one with nature and your fellow workers? Nope, can't. bed-wetter.

• George : Shallow's the new deep, haven't you heard?

• George : Who do I have to kill to get some attention around here!

• George : You really care how it's going with me?

  Rube : Sure. You make my face look like this and concerned words come out.

• Ray Summers : [nodding toward Mason and Daisy]  So what's that about?

  George : Probably you.

  Ray Summers : I find your friend Daisy painfully attractive.

  George : Take a number.

  Ray Summers : How do you know her?

  George : That's none of your fuckin' business.

  Ray Summers : You're an angry little thing, aren't ya?

  George : [raising dart towards Ray's eye]  You call me a little thing again and I'll put this fuckin' dart right between your twinkling eyes.

  Ray Summers : 'Nother tequila?

  George : Please... so, you the love 'em and leave 'em type?

  Ray Summers : I've done that.

  George : [eye roll]  What is up with that?

  Ray Summers : What's the matter, George? A boy not nice to you?

  George : No, I'm good.

• George : [Mason keeps on interrupting George when she is trying to convince Daisy to let Mason live with them]  Shut the *fuck* up, Mason!