Raising Helen (2004)

Michael Esparza: BZ

Quotes 

• Audrey Davis : [Jenny bursts into the motel room]  Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find me?

  Jenny Portman : You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.

  Jenny Portman : [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom]  Stay! Ten...

  Audrey Davis : You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.

  Jenny Portman : No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...

  BZ : But we're not ready to go yet.

  Jenny Portman : Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this?

  [Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach] 

  Jenny Portman : I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so.

  Jenny Portman : [to Audrey]  Four, three...

  Audrey Davis : Are you happy? You just ruined my entire life.

  Jenny Portman : Well, we'll fix it later. Two...

  [back to BZ] 

  Jenny Portman : You.

  BZ : Chill out, Mommy.

  Jenny Portman : Hey.

  BZ : It's all good.

  Jenny Portman : [cutting in]  Don't you talk to me like that.

  BZ : It's just a prom.

  Jenny Portman : [cutting in more]  You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?

  BZ : Yes, ma'am.

  Jenny Portman : By the way, you're not a bad person. But this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.

• Jenny Portman : Housekeeping.

  BZ : We're already asleep. Could you come back in the morning, please?

• Audrey Davis : [to her friends]  Hey, everyone, this is my aunt Helen.

  Boy : She don't look like no aunt I ever had.

  [Audrey smokes a cigarette] 

  Helen Harris : [takes cigarette]  What are you...? What is this? What is this?

  Audrey Davis : I thought you wanted to meet my friends. This is BZ. He's a DJ. This is his mix.

  BZ : Whassup, Mommy? You got a fat crib.